For those Republicans, Conservatives, Libertarians, Independents and even Democrats that know who the President of the United States will be tomorrow at noon, you may go about your day this message is not for you. The rest of you still in a state of denial this message is for you.
I have a very hard truth for you snowflakes. No amount of tweeting, protesting, marching, bad chanting, spirit dinners, community organizing, poster board, petitions, montage videos, exposed breasts, trashcan fires, Facebook posts, dirty hippies, ridiculous bandana masks, talking points, rhetoric, kicking, screaming, crying or fashionable liberal slang is going to save you now. I have one unassailable fact that your hashtag cannot save you from; Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States. If you are an American Citizen then this is the Truth that you must live with for the next four years.
If this truth to you is unbearable then I have some solutions to help you deal with your Trump Derangement Syndrome. Socialists, you are welcome to immigrate to Venezuela. Communists, you are welcome to move to the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. Feminists and LGBT community I can point out 13 Muslim nations that might suit your purposes. You 122 pound anarchists I welcome you to embrace your philosophy because I think some time in prison would be very eye opening for you. Any of you who seek to silence and bully others with your intolerance I hear Siberia is nice this time of year. If you cannot accept the reality that Donald Trump is your President then you are welcome to leave.
We cannot have a dialogue without respect and regardless of who holds the office the President deserves respect. If you insist on continuing to propagate your hyperbolic doomsday scenarios then I suggest a trip to one of the above locations where you will see the results of those policies you endorse. If you are willing to have rational debates on policies and issues then I welcome you with open arms. Conservatives firmly believe in intellectual diversity because we believe at our core in the concept of a meritocracy for people and ideas. We see being challenged with logic and facts as an opportunity to make those ideas stronger.
One last point… Where are this kid’s parents? So the kid starts a fire because he feels like it and the President Sucks? Well this budding sociopath seems to be well on his way to completing his serial killer triad.